There's no business like monkey business
I auditioned for the part, but they said something about needing a harp player and all I could play was cymbals.
Welcome to the home of the monkey playing cymbals. This is where I (the monkey) finally get to express how I really feel about how I and other monkeys get a bum wrap in the media. I said bum...heh,heh...
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It's probably just as well. It never really helped Zeppo's career anyway.
Oh yeah, I missed it on the day it was posted but I liked that monkeys pa bit.
Lights, why have you forsaken me? Tell me the truth, have you found another Monkey's blog? Is that it?
C'mon now. I missed one post. Everything's ok, just take a deep breath and maybe a bannana daquiri. I wouldn't have spent the past year pestering shandi to read your blog if your weren't the coolest monkey on the web.
I don't think Shandi likes me. She seems fixated on squirrels.
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I wouldn't say she was fixated exactly, I think it's just a normal, healthy curiousity. Every young woman eventually goes through the "squirrel phase" as I like to call it. It never lasts very long but it's at times like these when leather squirrel is ready to step in and provide guidance and understanding.
That's odd. Lights deleted an almost identical comment a few minutes ago. I think the Leather Squirrel identity mystery has officially been solved.
Fixated on squirrels huh? That is possibly why the squirrel phase never lasts very long.
Perhaps I should have said, "fixated on quarrels."
That all depends on how clever and conniving I am. There is a romote possiblity that it was purposely done to throw you off the track.
But more likely Lights just screwed up.
Perhaps if the squirrel had a face, he wouldn't forget to wear it.
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