Gunter writes Barrister Ed

Gunter is in received of a new letter from new brother Mbulu (who for some reason signs name differently every time) Perhaps it is because he dies:
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Subject: ACT AS INSTRUCTED
From: "Mbulu Nzembe" <mbule_ze01@yahoo.com>
Date: Fri, January 6, 2006 6:13 pm
To: gunter@nwlink.com

Dear Gunter,
Once again i want to thank you for your willingness and commitment to assist me in this charitable course. I want you to immediately make contact with my attorney who will assist you with the preparation of the necessary documents that will facilitate the collection of the funds from the security company.

Below are his contact details ;
Name : Edmond Gray
Fax: +44-87-1251-5161
Tel : +447031942125
Email : barrister_edgray@myway.com

I advise that you contact my attorney as soon as possible via email so he can begin with the preparation of the documents as i have less time on my hand to complete this transfer.

Your brother and friend, Mbulu F. Mzembe

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And Gunter has replied Barrister Ed very quickly:

Dear Brother to brother Mbulu, Edmond Gray,

May Gunter call you Little brother Ed? or perhaps Mr. Ed would be gooder? You are after it, a barrister. Do you explain to Gunter, why please a man,who forms barrels, would handle charity affairs of my brother?

No affair. Do you explain to Gunter, to receive which needs please documents it, in order the money? And will it this taking long. Gunter has, let say, invested in some sporting events unwisely. He needs to give large men money for their favorite charities so they do not hurt the Gunter's hand with a guitar play.

But I would not like to bother me mine dying brother with these problems. Explain to me, what you need. I hold all my important papers in a small shoe box and can her easy find. Also you explain please Mubula to brother that I sent flowers to his hospital. I hope that he likes Edelweiss.

I have also written him this song that I will record once money for charities arrives:

"Ohhhh, OH -, OH -, OH -, ohhh.

It must have been in my shade coldly there to never have daylight on your face.
They were let me shine, that are content your way.
They always followed a step.
Like that I was the fame whole with that, while you were with that whole load.
A beautiful face without a name for so long.
A beautiful smile to hide to the pain.

Did you know at all that you are my hero, and everything, which would like to be I?
I can fly strongly as an eagle, because you are the wind under my wings."

Hold on my little brother. I will toast you with the finest champagnes when you are in heaven looking down on Gunter! Gunter weeps for you!

Please Mr. Ed, write soon!

Gunter