There, but for the grace of Hanuman, go I

Hindus mourn 'monkey god'

For unto you is born a Monkey Playing Cymbals

I don't think it is funny

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen.” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “That driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”

I like Santa hats

Tim-Elvis went off on one of his diatribes against Santa hats. I want to go on record that I like Santa hats. I think I can pull off wearing one pretty darned well. It's just like Tim-Elvis, though to fling feces on something he doesn't understand.

Who is the monkey, now, Tim-Elvis?