Friday, August 26, 2005

Gunter goods

Gunter fans are pleased, in order to know that they can now buy the genuine Gunter goods, authorized from me, Gunter.

The first piece in the Gunter accumulation is this marvelous Gunter Bobblehead. OH -, I regard it and I filled with pride on, as near he brings my own face together.

And is here the Gunter, "hates me not, because I am beautiful" t-Shirt:

Or if you prefer, try the beautiful simplicity "I are Gunter" black t-Shirts:

And which fits better a black Gunter t-Shirt than a Gunter designer neck chain:

It is not Workout, if you carry Gunter Workouthosen:

Snuggle above with the Gunter cover bed:
Now you know Gunter with the Gunter brighten switch guard to on turn:

None of these are present in memory. None of these are everywhere, already present actually. But, if they are, you can buy it directly from me, from Gunter or with one of my concerts. Please you buy it not on eBay. They are not Rip offs and I form profit away from them.

You always think thought lot of me... Gunter.

Ciao

5 Words of praise:

Lights in the wake said...

These are lovely, Gunter. I would love to own some of these things. Perhaps we can work out some kind of barter. Please see your previous post for an offer I have humbly made.

6:23 AM  
Gunter said...

Nr., Lichter, können Sie nicht Gunters einfach haben trademarked Einzelteile. Während Sie Sagen des Amerikaners, "Geld sprechen und Stierscheiße geht." Sie sollten glauben, daß geehrt, daß ich sogar gewähren würde, zu kaufenden Ihnen Gunter-tragen Sie.

No., lights, can have you not Gunters simply trademarked individual parts. During you legends of the American, "money speak and to bull shit go." They should believe that honoured that I would even grant, to buying you Gunter carry you.

5:34 PM  
Tim-Elvis said...

Great stuff Gunter! You are the man!

5:36 PM  
deadvig said...

Gunter I have more suggestions for merchandise for you. We the fan would like to see:
mug
earring
car licensing plate holder
Thank you you are so good to your fan

10:29 PM  
Gunter said...

Lieber Deadvig. Sie haben einen sehr ungeraden Namen. Ich leite Ihre Vorschläge an meinen Personal weiter. Mittlerweile eine Überprüfung schicken Sie mir bitte.

Dear Deadvig. They have a very odd name. I lead your suggestions on continue to mean personnel. Meanwhile an examination you send to me please.

11:41 PM  

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