I'm tired of the Monkey Playing Cymbals
The monkey is out of here. I got tired of him gaping at me like an idiot while I'm trying to write. He calls himself a muse. Ha! He's not even amusing.
And do you know what else? He said he's starting his own blog. He's nothing without me. He doesn't even have batteries. I made him what he is today. I'm the reason people search for him on the Web. I made the monkey and I can break the little upstart.
You hear me monkey? Go ahead and blog. We'll see who gets the most traffic. I'll even give you your first link: Muses of a Monkey Playing Cymbals.
We'll see who the monkey is now.
And do you know what else? He said he's starting his own blog. He's nothing without me. He doesn't even have batteries. I made him what he is today. I'm the reason people search for him on the Web. I made the monkey and I can break the little upstart.
You hear me monkey? Go ahead and blog. We'll see who gets the most traffic. I'll even give you your first link: Muses of a Monkey Playing Cymbals.
We'll see who the monkey is now.
2 Responses:
Heck, why not, it seems even Paris Hilton's vagina has a blog.
The Monkey is going to have a hard time competing with that on the search engines.
I think it is time that someone started a blogging listing the most useless blogs on the Web. But then again, someone probably has. Sigh.
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