Blake "the Quake" Owens is a son of a bitch. If you ever talk to him, stop it! Otherwise, you will hate yourself in the morning. Aside from singing and Playing guitar for the Clam Bugle Boys, he skateboards in return for records and pennywhistles. He's a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a taco shell smothered with salsa, and engulfed in flames.
	Jason "Willie Mays Marvin Gaye" Hayes eats apples. He trains rabbits to sneek into peoples houses and replace their night slippers with themselves. This often scares the crap out of people and get Jason several hundred thousand dollars a year in prize money from America's Funniest Home Videos. He hits drums for the Fan Buren Knuckles. His whereabouts are usaully unknown, although he has been spotted playing boggle with Sasquach Harry before. Jason enjoys eating, breathing and wearing clothes on a weekly basis.
		Josef "Pukeface" Dassler has a nickname aside from "pukeface". That nickname is Diesel Boy and has nothing to do with the band, he just used to pump diesel for goats, er boats. He was born in Japan and he lives on Yaki Soba and the ecstatic barks from his toy poodle Che Dog. Joey plays guitar and sings for the Van Buren Cats. If you ever see him on the street, ask him about the turkey leg incident of '79, he will have no Idea what you are talking about.
	Timothy Micheal Hall or M4k, was born in a lab in ought 5. Although he was raised with chimps and apes, he learned to read by looking at the cigarette packs he traded to apes. He later escaped and played guitar in a band called Perfect Day, where he would screech and throw feces at the crowd. Needless to say they loved it and PD was quite popular. Then the pod people came and you know how that turned out. (damn enimas!) Long story short, He now plays bass for the Van Buren Boys and collects cigarette butts, which he saves and then eats...
		Moof, Doesn't actually play with the spam nubbin boys, but he does ollie over their concerts sometimes. He is also the rodie, and operates the fog and confetti guns as well as the shot and machine guns. No one knows his true identity, but some have said it his real name ryhmes with smevin small. Here is moof in action throwing down some sick ass tricks, in which he uses to warm up for harder skating.
			Moof in Action