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Worried about "Big Brother"? I am.
Read Paranoia: A Short Story
And hear my plan. (illustrated with clip art)
If you're really cool, you can see my Top Secret Page.
If you're not completely satisfied
with the performance of this home page,
simply click the "Back" button on your browser,
and try to forget you ever came here!
(I will if you will)
Let me know what you think of this page.
I never tire of reading how much people love/hate me.