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Two Bastards and a Burro

Welcome to the Two Bastards and a Burro Homepage, where you don't have to be a Bastard to visit but it doesn't hurt!



Who are the Bastards?

The First Bastard

Well, in true Bastard fashion I don't have to tell you punk.
But if you would like to see a picture of me then give it a click.

And, before we go any further, just in case (not that I'm looking to get hired, but - just
in case you ARE my big break), here's my resume.
(You can link other pages prepared using Netscape Gold templates.)

My Interests

I guess that the best - and fastest - way to really get to know me
is by discovering what I like. So here goes . . .
I love to mountain bike, ski, and land-sail.
I adore movies - especially classic film noir. My favorites?
I'm an avid reader. Favorite books? (You can link to pages that detail your interests.)

My Personal Records

This is a photographic retrospective of my life to date - a mere 32 years - as well as some
samples from my upcoming CD (I play percussion in a soon-to-be-famous World Beat band)
(You can link to photos or sound samples that are important to you.)

Links to My Favorite Sites

Another way to really get to know someone - especially someone who spends
as much time on the Internet as I do - is to learn their favorite sites:

Useless World Wide Web pages (a must)
Tacky Tunes
The Simpsons: Behind the Scenes
Xena: Warrior Princess

(I know, I know, but hey, come on - Greco/ancient mythos coupled with martial arts and a certain arch, modern sensibility?)

Creating Net Sites
(Because Netscape always seems to be at least one step ahead of the crowd when it comes to the Internet.)

Send me e-mail to: whats happening?

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This page last updated on December 31, 2000.

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