Mike B.'s Funny Letters

I think it's really amusing to write funny, awkward letters to different celebrities and corporations. I never get replies: presumably, these companies have people to screen these things from ever getting to anyone important.

Click around to find the letters I wrote.

to American Express about increasing receivables
to Margaret Thatcher about poetry
to Pentel Corporation
Exposed! Information Unlimited's laser conspiracy!
to Kevin Greene, an NFL defenseman who formerly played for the Steelers
to Chris Berman of ESPN
to Dave Thomas, chairman of Wendy's International, Inc.
to Sony Pictures about improving the Jeopardy gameshow
I wrote to the Porsche dealer, and then my girlfriend sent a letter of her own
complaining about IBM's unlucky backpacks
to The World Book of Blaszcaks [sic]
to WFTV, a TV station where my parents live
to Dennis Rodman
to President Clinton
to the Bridgestone Tire Company
to Ann Landers
to Micron Electronics
A thank-you letter for my mortgage broker
to KSL Television, where Carole Mikita does whatever
to TCI Cable Television about programming

If the jump's not there, the letter isn't online yet. I'm sorry: I only have two hands.

And I'm also sorry that I haven't posted any other letters in the last year. My life is just shrieking by. To keep you placated, dear reader, please check out some of these other funny letter resources:

JobShark Don Magor writes funny letters to apply for funny jobs. And bitches-out his cable company, too. Sometimes, he gets answers!

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Last modified on 4 October, 2000.