Mike B.'s Funny Letters

I think it's really amusing to write funny, awkward letters to different celebrities and corporations. I never get replies: presumably, these companies have people to screen these things from ever getting to anyone important.

Click around to find the letters I wrote.

If the jump's not there, the letter isn't online yet. I'm sorry: I only have two hands.

And I'm also sorry that I haven't posted any other letters in the last year. My life is just shrieking by. To keep you placated, dear reader, please check out some of these other funny letter resources:

JobShark Don Magor writes funny letters to apply for funny jobs. And bitches-out his cable company, too. Sometimes, he gets answers!

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Last modified on 4 October, 2000.