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< Hi..... Jerry Lambertus also known as "Lambie" to many friends, old and new, a former Radio broadcaster, award winning commercial photographer, professional chef, and (still) computerist.

I'm a life long resident of the Puyallup Valley area of Washington State... Known as the "FAIR" city amoung other things. Puyallup is host to the largest fair in the state, sixth largest in the country, a community owned non-profit organization.

Actually, I reside a few miles away on Lake Tapps, near Bonney Lake.... where friends like to congregate for an occasional BBQ.

I have housemates, Willie... a long time, A E S certified, and excellent mechanic who does work... "on YOUR site" auto and truck service. If you're in the local area he's your man and rates are darn reasonable....and a couple of other old cronies.

As a disabled Vet and retired -TOO OLD - I work part time as a consultant to several non-profit organizations, and small businesses, primarily in accounting, advertising-marketing, business practice, communications, Intranet and Internet planning, development and management (I'm an Artisoft certified Lantastic installer), public relations, systems integration, etc. I'm not too bad with HTML and so I design and produce a few websites for a clients or friends.

Sales-Marketing, public relations, advertising, and related business areas are included in my consulting activities based on many years in broadcasting, commercial photography and ad agency management.

In other areas....

I'm also a retired chef and baker, now only doing occasional parties, B-B-Q's and dinners for family and friends, or an occasional consult for friends in or out of the restaurant business. Strange how many people call me for phone assistance in cooking and or diet planning. I have many years experience in special diet planning and preparation mostly diabetic . I have and use ADA approved diet management / planning software and although Not a Registered Dietitian , I have helped many friends with dietary planning.

I'm currently writing the Curmudgeon's Cookbook... a collection of 40 plus years of pleasing people's eating habits, and seems a continuing work-in-progress.

Here's a few favorites you and your crowd might like ...we change 'em irregularly so come back for a look.They may not be million dollar recipes but a lot of folks think they should be.
my famous home-made Mayonnaise recipe for you to check out. Only famous among friends I guess.
An entree dish type recipe... you see what you think
some thing of a lighter nature

I also spend a good deal of time in being "The ol' man" to several grown foster kids and their offspring.....

and I stay involved as a volunteer for some social and community service organizations. Special interests include church activities and a little politics.

And then there's...
The ...

Wherein one Count Constantine Semenovich, of Lithuania (Iornwolf iornwolf device ) who travels in the constant company of one" Brother Jeremy" of the Klan Blue Feather and the House of Perpetual Indulgence... a man of the cloth claiming some shirt tail relationship to the current Dutch ambassador to Lithuania, (one Count Lambertus de Marchant et d' Ansembourg; Dutch Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary to Lithuania)

The Friar, a monk of the "Order of St. Lambertus -st lambertus crest- martyred in the mid 6th century in the area of Germany known as Ostfriesland", claims to be on a pilgrimage to see the Pope. That is, Pope Clement V (French Royal councilor, elected Pope), or any other that may be currently in office, who resides in Avingnon., though there may be some question about the validity of either of those claims.

It's far more likely that he is on a mission of personal indulgence in gastronemy and debauchery, but that tale yet remains to be told also.
Brother Jeremy as he is oft called has been known to spout tales both moral and humorous around the bardic fires, and to occasionally preach a brief service for the Lord God (or any other lord willing to part with coin of the realm for that matter) or perform a simple wedding or funeral or baptism, especially if there are festivities.

The Good Lord Semenovich, on the other hand, is on a mission from his Grand Duke, Gediminas, of Lithuania to distribute some letters of ambassaadorship to the Royalty of the cities encountered while traveling on the Good Ship Nightfall... Nightfall crest a right lively craft .. owned by Robin Nightfall, a nordic klansman, Captianed by Captian Lief Grimson, along with his motley crew (mostly made up of lechers) including the services of the Good Brother Jeremy - The Gally Master.

See what fun we have? Join us.
Check out the The SCA. (Society for Creative Anacroism) National Home Page or

Blue Feathers of An Tir--



Non--Profit and Service Organizations with which I work.

I hope you found something of interest here, or maybe an old friend or a new one!

Links to other sites in which you might have an interest. Come back occasionally, we're adding to the list.

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You can reach me by e-mail at: lambie@nwlink.com

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