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Bad Pickle Jokes
Q: What's green and wears a mask?
A: The Lone Pickle.
Q: What is green and goes through walls?
A: A pickle, But you have to throw it real hard.
Q: What do you call a pickle you buy at a great
price?
A: A sweet Dill.
Q: What do you call a frozen pickle hanging from
the roof?
A: An Icepickle
Q: What is green and carries a gun?
A: Marshall Dill.
Q: What is green and swims in the sea?
A: Moby Pickle.
Q: What is green and flies through the air?
A: Super pickle
Q: What is the difference between a pickle and a psychiatrist?
A: If you don't know you should stop talking to your pickle.
Q: What do people in Arkansas call a preserved cucumber?
A: A pickle.
Q: What do you call a pickle who is a bad loser?
A: A sour pickle
Q: What do you call a boy friend pickle who does not tow the line?
A: Lonely
This little goil walks into a deli and asks, "How much are your pickles?" The deli owner replies, "My pickles are a nickel." The little goil then says, "At the deli across the street they are only two cents." The deli owner then asks, "If they are only two cents across the street why don't you get one there?" The little goil says, "Because they're all out of pickles." The deli owner says, "If I was all out of pickles I'd only charge you a penny."
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