All things Top Ten

Assorted Top Ten lists. Use as you see fit.

Top ten things to rot your brain, 052204 Top Ten reasons why mudding is better than sex, pre-1998 Top Ten reasons why sex is better than mudding, pre-1998

Top ten things to rot your brain

My friend Troy and I came up with this one through several years of hard collaboration and serious testing. Ok ok, it took about 20 minutes.

Oh, yea, Troy's a real idea man...

1 Acids, and bases
2 and 3[Tie] Girls, and Super glue
4 Hit in the head
5 Poisons
6 Utter Nonsense
7 Television
8 Cosmic Rays
9 Video Games
10 Homework
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Ten reasons why mudding is better than sex
1 A computer can't get pregnant
2 You can't catch a computer virus (yet)
3 You can MUD for 24 hours straight
4 When you MUD, you can do it with as many people as you want, sometimes with 20 or 30 people
5 You can (usually) MUD whenever you want
6 A MUD (almost) never says no
7 MUDs don't get jealous when you experiment with other muds
8 If the MUD is no good, you can quit and go someplace else.
9 MUDs get harder as you play
10 A MUD won't ask you to do anything illegal (or dangerous, or disgusting)
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Ten reasons why sex is better than mudding
1 You can't MUD from the backseat of a car (ok, maybe now you can)
2 You can only MUD in one position (unless you are _really_ creative)
3 "Lag" can't kill you. Hurt really bad, maybe
4 You can't tie up a computer
5 Whipped cream and chocolate syrup _really_ screw up a keyboard
6 It doesn't matter if the power goes know what I mean
7 During sex, you don't have to look at your partner(s)
8 Experience in sex doesn't count as points
9 With sex, nothing can erase the experience
10 With sex, you _can_ leave when you say you will
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