Assorted Top Ten lists. Use as you see fit.
My friend Troy and I came up with this one through several years of hard collaboration and serious testing. Ok ok, it took about 20 minutes.
| 1 |
A computer can't get pregnant |
| 2 |
You can't catch a computer virus (yet) |
| 3 |
You can MUD for 24 hours straight |
| 4 |
When you MUD, you can do it with as many people as you want, sometimes with 20 or 30 people |
| 5 |
You can (usually) MUD whenever you want |
| 6 |
A MUD (almost) never says no |
| 7 |
MUDs don't get jealous when you experiment with other muds |
| 8 |
If the MUD is no good, you can quit and go someplace else. |
| 9 |
MUDs get harder as you play |
| 10 |
A MUD won't ask you to do anything illegal (or dangerous, or disgusting) |
| 1 |
You can't MUD from the backseat of a car (ok, maybe now you can) |
| 2 |
You can only MUD in one position (unless you are _really_ creative) |
| 3 |
"Lag" can't kill you. Hurt really bad, maybe |
| 4 |
You can't tie up a computer |
| 5 |
Whipped cream and chocolate syrup _really_ screw up a keyboard |
| 6 |
It doesn't matter if the power goes out...well...you know what I mean |
| 7 |
During sex, you don't have to look at your partner(s) |
| 8 |
Experience in sex doesn't count as points |
| 9 |
With sex, nothing can erase the experience |
| 10 |
With sex, you _can_ leave when you say you will |