Mr. Ed is a bad legal practictional!

Gunter has been in writing with Mr. Ed, my little brother Mbulu's barrel making legal man. Mr. Ed is making Gunter sehr mad:

Dear Mr Gunter,

I am in receipt of your mail and want you to know that i am toatally at your service in trying to get this funds to your custody. I want you to also know that i am working for Mr Mbulu F.Mzembe so that his fund can be recovered from the security company without any bottle necks.

Well as regard the documents Mr Mbule told you about,they include the certificate of deposite of the funds with the security company,this you must possess for you to be able you get the funds . This i shall prepare for you.

Well as a legal practictional,you should know that my services are not free, so you are to pay the attorney's fee of $850 (Eight hundred and fifty dollars ) so i can commence the paper work as soon as possible as there is no time to really waste. I await your consent to go ahead with the
transaction and my charges paid so i can instruct you on how to pay for my charges.

Your faithfully, Edmond GrayFax : +44-87-1251-5161Tel> : +447031942125 Email :barrister_edgray@myway.com>

Gunter write back:

Dear Mr. Ed:

Please you do not call Gunter Mr. Gunter. Gunter is simply Gunter. Also which are on this bottle necks, which refer you? Where Gunter receives bottle necks?

As my brother Mbulus certified practional you work for it. I do not understand, why he cannot pay you. Money is from little consequence to it. Bad Mbulu, I hardly received a probability to estimate it.

But Gunter quibble not over money. Forgive me, if Gunter asks for something identification of my greedy brother Edmond, when you sends to me with your address and I send a retainer. Also, Gunter wants to have letter from brother mbulus saying Mr.Ed is not a bad practional.

Gunter does not like you Mr. Ed.
Gunter

Mr. Ed respond to Gunter:

Dear Gunter,
Greetings, I am in receipt of your mail and want you to know that i have worked for Mr Mbulu F. Mzembe for over 12 year now and i have never had problems with handling cases for him. I also want you to know that though i work for Mbulu, i am still a legal practitional who handle case for other clients and receives my legal charges, so yours is not a different case.

I awaits your response as regards your consent to carry on with the preparation of the documents stating your willingness also to pay for my lagal charges. I advise that you do this as soon as possible> as Mr.Mbulu has really demostrated his sincere confidence in you.

Your faithfully, Edmond GrayFax : +44-87-1251-5161Tel> :+447031942125 Email :barrister_edgray@myway.com>

Gunter sehr, sehr mad, now:

Mr. Ed,

Do not taking that tone with Gunter. Gunter is a direct descentdant of German royals. Gunters of third uncles on side mother was an assistant to the Chef of baron Von Monkeybatt.

Mr. Ed did not send photo identification to me. How Gunter does, know that you are not a falsification. I think that an attorney could spell better than that.

Let to the pursuit Mr. Ed to cut. Gunter wish the money. You wish money. When Gunter received money brother Mululus, Gunter gives to your favourite charity.

Show Gunter the money in such a way.

Put that in Mr. Ed's pipe and light it!

Best wishes,Gunter>